The Moneymaker

Okay, Ashton Kutcher makes me split my sides laughing, especially in Cheaper By the Dozen. If you haven't seen it, he plays this arrogant butt head who's convinced he's the greatest actor ever when in fact he's only been in a mouthwash commercial. When he gets worried his girlfriend's multitude of younger siblings will break his face somehow, he points to it and goes, "This is the moneymaker! I'm not that good of an actor! I know that! I'm man enough to admit it!"

And so naturally I thought of Sirius who actually was "that good of a wizard," but would have probably freaked out upon discovering that he no longer resembled John Stamos post-Azkaban but instead a bearded version of the Crypt Keeper. Although here, he looks perfectly fine, probably how he would have looked in his 30s if he hadn't been chucked into prison. I guess I didn't feel like drawing him all bedraggled for once.

Who am I kidding? I just wanted to draw that leather jacket. I don't know if any of you own a leather jacket, but let me just say, it is the best thing ever because it squeaks when you walk and you're like, "Ho yeah, look at me, I'm so hardcore because I'm squeakin' and struttin'."

Actually, Sirius is squeakin' and struttin' here in my clothes. I totally didn't do that intentionally, I swear, but I have the same outfit, and at one point, I even had the same haircut. Only I'm not nearly as awesome or English. Or bearded. On a good day.

Sirius Black © J.K. Rowling