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We Said Things In The Dark by Muirin007 We Said Things In The Dark by Muirin007
"Things in the dark," of course, meaning little bits of Victorian naughtiness whispered under a blanket at some sort of Erik/Christine slumber party. 

I've made it fairly clear that I think Love Never Dies is, on the whole, completely ridiculous. The music for "Beneath a Moonless Sky" is absolutely gorgeous, but the plot and the lyrics...

I mean really, what in the world? Am I supposed to infer that, because the title refers to a "moonless sky," Erik and Christine just...ahem... did it out in the middle of the Parisian streets? And no one noticed? There wasn't some sort of costermonger strolling by at the end of the day who saw the whole thing and alerted one of the gendarmes? Or did Erik just wave him away? "No, no, carry on, my good man, carry on, nothing to see here--woo wee, mama, that's a spicy meat-a-ball-a!"

Oy. 

Just the phrase "things in the dark..." Who wrote this? Honestly. "Things" could mean anything, really, which is where this comic came from. I like to think that Erik and Christine get a kick out of potty humor. :lol: Heck, they could have been exchanging the names of exotic fruits for all I know, because "things" isn't exactly descriptive. 

So, Andrew Lloyd Webber, as much as I absolutely adore your work on the original Phantom and admire your work as a composer, I have to give Love Never Dies a big fat PFFFFT. 

Although you have to admit, it's great material for spoofing! :lol: When I watched it with my friends, we were laughing so hard that I think we may have dislocated something...

Phantom of the Opera belongs to Gaston Leroux.
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meatpuppet111 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Student General Artist
*hehe* for as immature as it is, that's actually outrageously funny! XD
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Bri-IHeartArt-Mae Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  New member
Me and my friends kinda act like this.. Lol the whole thing made me laugh, especially when I read the description lol XD By the way, I love your art style! ^_^
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JDLuvaSQEE Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ehehehehehehe!!! Love it!!!
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blumperbumper Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
Adorable👍
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JWiesner Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
I didn't know about that movie until recently, so this comic makes much more sense now. :lol: Laughing so hard! I'm guilty of giggling about this sort of potty humor myself.

Ah when they talked about the moonless sky in that song, I thought they meant under a roof, in the dark. I imagined they just did it in Erik's place where the Music Of The Night happened, lol.

Agree, about 90% of the sequel movie sucks. The plot and characters were undeveloped and the acting was just AWFUL. It also bugged me a lot how the actor that played Eric basically looked like Jim Carrey. You don't hire a Jim Carrey actor when you apparently need a (now) 60 years old skinny guy that looks like he's been rotting for 100 years longer.

But the stuff that doesn't suck in the movie is really good, which is in my opinion the whole scene where the song "Beauty Underneath" happens. Dat whole scenery and ending of the song, holy crap. I felt like I was back in the essence of the original story again. At least for few minutes. But it went downhill from there again. Goddamn how much I hate Gustav lmao, he's as annoying as Duck from the videogame Walking Dead. Also, I remember the first time he was introduced I thought " What, 'Gustav'? Really? They didn't even bother giving him a French name to make it more believable?"

I thought the song "Devil Take The Hindmost" and its Reprise were catchy too. Though they were rather off-personality. I just can't get myself to believe Raoul bets his wife for money- and Eric betting at all when his thing is blackmail.

But yeah this is just the opinion of me as an old fan. :>
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xMJJMoonwalker Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This art made me laugh so hard cause that's exactly what my friends and I did in 5th grade XD
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PuffyShirt Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh my gOD
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nightmarefreak101 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student General Artist
And their facial expressions, Dear God! I literally had to roll over, stop my life for a minute and just laugh.
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nightmarefreak101 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student General Artist
This. This right here. Made me burst in to painful tears of laughter. Any and every phan must see this for the wondrous beauty it is.
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RedRavenwitch Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Student General Artist
This is fantastic and I love it. And yeah, this is the way I describe this song to my friends who have never heard it:
Erik: "Hey, Christine, remember that night ten years ago, you know like THE night? When we were both awkward virgins and totally, like, well, you know, when I put my 'thing' in your 'thing'? Let's sing about it."
Christine: "Oh, yeah, when you put your 'thing' in my 'thing,' yeah, totally. Singing about that would be great."
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