On today's edition of Weird Dreams I Have...

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Our neighbor's five-year-old granddaughter is coming over today to bake Halloween cookies, and I must have been thinking about it before I fell asleep last night because I had this dream that for whatever reason, we couldn't babysit her. So, in my unconscious need to reference Phantom in every possible situation, I made Erik do it instead. I don't remember most of the dream, but I do remember that he spent the entire time sulking and complaining about some sort of sewage backup problem while our neighbor's granddaughter made a holy mess in the kitchen baking. 

And I remember I came home and Erik was wearing one of my t-shirts and these old green silk shorts my mom used to sleep in in the '80s, and everything was covered in frosting and I was really irritated, so I asked him what the heck happened and why he was utterly incapable of controlling a five-year-old. And then he stood up, pointed to her self-righteously, and she went, "This place smells like sh—."

And then our neighbor wouldn't talk to us anymore because my "friend" taught her granddaughter how to curse.

And then after that there was some sort of Columbian taco party in my garage.

It may be of use to note that I ate some chocolate before I went to bed.



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Chepseh's avatar
"And then our neighbor wouldn't talk to us anymore because my "friend" taught her granddaughter how to curse."

:rofl: